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June 17th, 2010

I Want to Lose Weight with the Vibrational Energy Sound Fat Zapper Device

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Do you want to lose a weight and maybe take off a few pounds? I want to lose weight too, I think we all do and some of us more than others. Well soon you will be able to lose weight using a new technology, which will zap your fat cells using vibrational sound energy. Of course this device has not been invented yet but all the technology is available and waiting for some entrepreneur to make it a reality. You will be able to lose weight in one afternoon while simply relaxing and perhaps listening to your favorite music. How so you ask?

Well it is simple really, I propose we build a water resonance vibrational ELF device, which causes water to change in and around the fat cells and make them available to be burned up for energy as if you were exercising. To do this I propose we put an over lay machine under someone’s back molded to there exact body dimensions. Then X-ray the individual in the system on a 3D grid to tell the system where to fire the direction sound waves. This way we can do strategic strikes to take out all the fat out around the organs like a machine, which cuts a balsa wood or wax model from a Cad Cam for industrial modeling.

The molded tray would hug the body tightly and extend to the 90-degree point. The sound waves would be fired vertically where it could and at angles where it could without touching important organs of blood vessels. Once this is done the person will be put into a sauna to precipitate and sweat out all the poisons stored in the fat cells. The person would then be lighter and could go work out to get rid of the rest over the coming weeks to get really ripped and they would need to remain on the proper diet. But by losing the weight in advance they could do more strenuous work out without the knee injuries associated with being over weight.

The Goals would be 25% for women and 18% for men. One could do this on the legs too or only the legs very easily. Women would skip their breasts so they could keep them the size they wanted as not to psychologically hurt their feelings, because breasts are mostly made up of fat cells. Men who were worried about biceps getting too small too quick could do their arms only half way to tone up their arms.

This vibrational energy sound fat zapper device would be a one-shot deal. Then after the sauna they would go back for another ELF setting, which would strictly be for immune boosting to help with the rapid change of losing all that body fat at once. The individual would add years to their life in one after noon. “How old would you be if you did not know how old you are?”

Perhaps a similar process could be used to rid the body of toxins and also be used before cancer treatment to insure a stronger body that could take the treatments? My concept is to give the tissue an adjustment. I further propose that at the end of the day and for the next two days that the individual go through deep tissue massages and a regimented and supervised exercise. Just think you could be really young again. Do you like my idea or do you think I am just dreaming again? Think on it the future is near.

Lance Winslow - EzineArticles Expert Author

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May 21st, 2010

The Undeniable Cost-Saving Benefits of CCTV Security Systems

What are CCTV security systems? What are the benefits of using them and what are the drawbacks, if any?The letters CCTV is an abbreviation for closed circuit television. It simply consists of one or more cameras connected to television screens by ways of a closed circuit.Black and white cameras are still used widely in this type of system. With current technology you still get a clearer picture using this type of camera than with a color camera. Black and white technology also costs less to set up and maintain than cameras using color technology. The first CCTV security systems were installed in New York during 1942. Since then the use of this type of surveillance system has proliferated with the UK coming out as the country with the most systems installed of any country in the world.With the world wide escalation in theft and similar forms of crime during the last twenty to thirty years, more and more businesses have turned to these systems to help protect their assets. A simultaneous rapid increase in the cost of security staff has given further impetus to this tendency.Banks are some of the major users. Cost wise it makes a lot of sense for them to use CCTV. They can now have a relatively small security staff monitoring the whole bank by way of these cameras. If an intruder is spotted, they can contact the police before the suspected criminal has even realized that he as been spotted.If you have a small shop, the advantages are obvious. You can have a TV screen behind the counter and the cashier can clearly see if someone should slip something into his pocket. This is why CCTV cameras are so popular as a means to prevent shoplifting.These systems don’t only have to be installed inside buildings of course. If your business premises are quite large, you can easily install security cameras around the perimeter and you can monitor what’s happening with the help of a small security contingent.A more controversial use of CCTV is to watch your work force. A single security camera set up discreetly in a hallway could enable you to monitor staff members who hang around not doing much. This might however lead to complaints about invasion of privacy, especially if you start to install these systems inside the bathrooms as well!The fact of the matter is that CCTV security systems are here to stay. They have become part and parcel of the crime-ridden 21st century in which we live. They have certainly cut the cost of monitoring any area and as such they will remain popular for many years to come.

September 8th, 2009

There May Not Be Existing Life On Mars

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Many believe that there may not be existing life on Mars and many religious folks are quite happy to hear such talk, as they can continue to live their life with their belief systems in place without disruption? Yet, who really cares to subject science to such baloney? We shouldn’t look too hard to find life, as not to hurt anyone’s feelings? What kind of crap is that?

Recently in an online think tank, a gentleman came forth and stated: “There may not be any existing life on Mars.” Indeed he maybe correct perhaps, but it there was life, then there is life still in some form. In any case this assertion and comment was challenged immediately by another think tanker who said:

“You state that there may not be existing life on Mars? I say that entirely depends on how you classify life and it also leads one to believe that you rely on such little information of one spot on the surface of the Planet, which we have gotten close enough to look at in a personal way. I agree that trapped water under the surface would be a place for life, as we find life on our own planet underground, in caves and sealed off eco-systems or trapped in ice and rock. That would makes sense of course, if we were truly looking hard enough for it.”

Indeed, other worlds will have different possibilities for life and different sets of circumstances. In continuing this debate the first gentleman added to the comments that there may not be existing life on mars and stated; “I suspect that there aren’t any other forms of life in our Solar System, for the fact that it seems the balance of all 9 planets are required to sustain our race alone.”

But again this was countered by still another think tanker who stated: “That seems like a far-fetched conclusion to me. But you are entitled to your opinion, as the proof of life has not yet been discovered and/or announced to the general populous.”

Now then this brings me to my next question as the observer of the activities of this online think tank and that is; What do you think about life on Mars? Do you think there is life there now? Do you believe there was life once? Tell us your thoughts, if you have none yet on this subject, then think on this in 2006.

Lance Winslow - EzineArticles Expert Author

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August 30th, 2009

Realize the Optimum at Your Web Video Game Rental Service

Some years back, when you sought to rent computer games, you used to have to go to the shop, trawl through aisle after aisle of titles to find the one you actually wanted, and then race it back the next day in order to avoid getting hit with overdue charges. With this new service for net computer game rentals these issues are over and done with.

This new sort of service grants you the freedom to enjoy playing your favored choices repeatedly avoiding these limitations and annoyances. To maximize the scope of your subscription, here’s a number of useful hints and tips for you. Once you start to lease computer games online, you’re required to determine the scope of subscription you’ll need. You will seek to steer clear of picking a modest package and have no more playing time prior to the end of the rental period; however you should obviously keep from paying more than you can afford to, as well. Firstly, determine how many games and the amount of usage you will want each week. Prioritize and List Your Top Net game rentals When renting video games on the net, the service operates around your specific lifestyle rather than pushing you to adjust to the supplier’s schedule. It’s also super easy and cheap to use, and applying these simple pointers you can achieve the greatest returns when renting computer games online…

July 28th, 2009

Intelligent Life On Other Worlds; What Will They Look Like?

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Life on other worlds is a given agree most intellectual humans. Intelligent life therefore would also be a given. But what would other intelligent life look like and does it matter since they would be intelligent in nature, who cares what they look like, as we need to meet them and hope they can help us in our own advancement of sciences.

This is a fascinating topic indeed and it was recently brought up in an online think tank when one guest member stated; “Depending on the environment an intelligent species evolved in, they could have more than two arms (almost certainly a multiple of 2, though, and not likely more than this unless they are something like evolved arthropods.”

This is an interesting point indeed and we know that life has symmetry, yet we also see other life on Earth with more than two-limbs in combinations, a star fish has five right? Geometrically and symmetrically speaking this is also a possibility, yet our thinker has a very good point; especially if the patterns of life in the Universe follow certain known symmetrical shapes and designs? Our guest thinker goes on to state;

“Alternately, though, they could have extended and enlarged spines, should then be vertabrates. They will most likely have an upright walking appearance - whether they have multiple legs or not - with a vertical “torso” or mid-section from which the manual appendages will be attached to.”

This is another good point although indeed we should not get too overly ego-centric in Earth Species when imagining life on other planets should we? Perhaps we must consider all these factors and give it some more thought. So, think on this in 2006.

Lance Winslow - EzineArticles Expert Author

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May 26th, 2009

Is the Solar System a Bubble Supporting Life?

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Recently in an online conversation about the solar system there was a comment, which came up in which the think tanker stated that he believe that our solar system was a bubble of some sort. Now on the surface this sounds like a rather far-fetched thought, but when considering his point perhaps we might learn something about the world in which we live, namely this solar system of our.

The think tanker stated: “I think each Solar System is its own “bubble” of self sufficiency, that is calculated to the very nanopoint of natural perfection. Ultimately fostering one race at a time.”

Of course as in any online topic of this nature others became interested and began to question this concept and another think tanker countered with the argument: “To what do you base such conclusion of fostering one race at a time? The bubble concept seems at play to a limited degree in the study of very small to very big, with regards to observable physics. Although how can one observation lead you to the second?

Additionally the original think tanker stated that the Voyager Probe, which has changed speeds as it left our solar system was an example of his hypothesis and this was also countered and discussed by another think tanker who said;

“Regarding the slowing or should I say the speeding up of the space probe, (think of the physics of TAS in aviation) that is interesting although should have been expected, why would one assume that there would not be a change? And relative to what? You state laws of physics, yet many of what we consider laws are theories and perhaps need additions to or some re-working within. In fact if things are of a different density, that is to say number of molecules in a cubic meter or changes in gravity distribution due to the spin factors or vortex created by this system moving thru space, then it all makes sense really. Baffled scientists, seems like a funny concept, although that is nothing new, recorded history predicts periods of bafflement amongst learned men.”

This brings us full circle to the next question I am going to ask you my reader. What do you think of the bubble concept of the solar system? Do you have thoughts on this or have you ever considered such things? If so what are your thoughts on this subject. If you have yet to consider this; then please think on this in 2006.

Lance Winslow - EzineArticles Expert Author

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April 3rd, 2009

Web Video Clips Can Be Very Beneficial when Marketing Your Businesses Services

Today, as a lot of firms and moguls are looking at web video sites as an outstanding place to distribute content to grab the attention of their potential viewers, it is vital to know the basic benefits of utilising online video marketing portals.

Here are a number of basic things you should understand prior to you beginning to distribute professional videos on web video portals.

At all times attempt to use videos that give useful info to your customers - A great deal of business people erroneously assume you can simply add any type of advertisement on a video portal, but nothing could be further from the truth. Each video ought to give some worthwhile information to the target market, if not then at least topic of debate.

Carry out some sort of market research on the video portals previous to you uploading your very first video - It’s a terrific suggestion to give some substantial time putting your market’s essential keywords into MSN, in an endeavour to realise what comparable corporate videos are already around. Next scribble down the profile names of the most prominent firms in your area. Perhaps down the line you can participate in a joint venture or even have some type of cooperation with these organisations.

It is important to keep in mind that each and every video site has a community built into it - Therefore you are suggested to respect the other members and it is recommended that you post positive annotations to your competitors’ videos. Primarily you need to be a member of the society, providing comment, ideas etc. And only then should you deem yourself as being a video marketer and begin to distribute your own 1 & services.

Commit yourself to making quite a lot of videos - You should have an obvious strategy for making and circulating quite a lot of promotional videos. Otherwise, your video profile page on the video channels will seem to appear blank if it merely has one video to watch. For that reason, allocate extra time setting up the construction of a sequence of short professional videos, rather than only one significantly lengthy video. Make the most of the full potential of the World Wide Web with quality internet video marketing from Vidify.

Web video marketing is one of the most valuable & fastest manners of advertising your company just now.

February 28th, 2009

Short Format Video Commercials Can Be Brilliant for a Businesses Earnings

You probably know how favourable distributing your businesses online video clip is. For a firm’s online marketing manager, short format professional videos are a worthy way that can effortlessly capture your potential clients’ attention & considerably increase the amount of users to your organisations website. Promotional videos are enormously successful in attaining the target consumers’ rather short attention. What’s more, if codes are adopted & video sharing is endorsed, Internet video clips can be a fantastic way to get one-way inbound links & thereby positively affect your organisations position on Google.

Indeed, short format video commercials have turned out to be a great media for business or self promotion. The following are a couple tips to circulating your own Internet videos.

Firstly, you can post your promotional videos on your own site; although this would need you to make your own video hosting arrangements. Ask your web hosting solutions provider if video downloading or video streaming options are supported.

Video downloading is where your viewers must download your Web video to their computer hard disk. They need to save the professional video to their own PC before they can play it using their computer’s video player or a downloadable video player application. There are hundreds video downloading service contractors that cost nothing. There is also a progressive downloading mechanism where your viewers can play the online video clips at the same time as downloading them.

Video sharing streaming on the other hand completely does away with the requirement to download the online videos & allows immediate playback so it presents the most convenience to your web visitors. For sure, getting a video hosting supplier that supports video streaming can cost you a pretty penny.

And finally, the more popular way to distribute professional videos is by posting your sites to video distribution sites which have their very own video hosting infrastructure. These web sites cost you nothing at all to log on and will even sometimes pay you to upload video clips. What’s more, also have a wide market base & reach; for example, YouTube obtains about seventeen million Internet visitors each & every month. Vidify offer unique video production and distribution solutions that help broadcast your business online to a global, regional or local audience.